"Here's one monster,
Here's the second
The first monster scares you while the second remains dormant
The first monster scares you twice, while the second analyzes performance
First monster scares thrice while second gives warm advice
Saying, 'Nevermind first monster, he truly is sad
Disregard first monster, he's really not that bad.'
So as we sit here in fear,
We realize we were never scared in the first place"